Her: Agh. Oh, that feels so good.
Him: Fuck yeah, it does. I’m so hot for you.
Her: Shit, I think I just saw a little crab climb up your thigh.
Him: What? No way. That was probably just some sand. Keep riding me, baby.
Her: You think so? You must be right. Oh, yeah. I love having you inside of me.
Him: Nothing I like more than when you fuck me like this, babe.
Him (thinking): I can feel the damn crab climbing up my leg. That little fucker better not bite me in the nut sack.
(Source: mypornstash, via youshouldturnmeon)
